How To Achieve Pleasure From Violence
Call me a pervert, a sadist or whatever you want but I would just like to share to you how I get so much pleasure from my bitch’s pain. Here are some samples of my violent pleasure that may be of good use to you in the future on one of your hardcore sexcapades:
For an instance, I hooked up with this hot chick then while giving her anal sex, I pulled out and cums on her back. When she turns around to look what happened, I punched her in the eye, then kicks her in the shins and runs away. That’s when I call a smelly pirate hooker!
And at times, also when I’m giving an anal to a woman, and then I pull out with my shit stained penis, I slap it to my partner with my penis giving him or her a shitake mushroom tatoo!
When having sex with a girl from behind, and before I cum, I pull out, grab her teddy bear from her bed, and cum in the teddy bear’s face. Then I put the bear, cum side down, on her face and punch the bear, resulting in a splash of cum across her face. That’s the paddington surprise!
While I perform intercourse in a doggy-style position, I also love to pull the woman’s hair while having intercourse.
Shit on a woman’s snatch during menstruation. Proceed to munch. Mmmm Mmmm Nasty! (Crunchy or smooth…depending on what you’ve been eating.)
This is what I call, The Phantom Of The Opera
Step 1) Your doing a girl from behind with her facing a window and you gradually slow your pace until your buddy (whose hiding in a nearby closet or similar) is able to quickly swap positions with you.
Step 2) Then while he gradually speeds up you go outside to the window and get you girls’ attention (knock on the window, wave, give her a thumbs up, etc).
Step 3) She will mostly likely become confused and check who is behind her when your buddy assumes the mask (by placing hands on his face in the reverse A-OK sunglasses position).
For some humorous banging, I stick my finger in the female’s ass and then wipes it across her upper lip, drawing a mustache. lol
When you’re having sex with a girl from behind with a condom and you say “Look, there’s a panda!” and then when she turns around and looks, you take off your condom and snap her in the eye with it.
During doggystyle sexual activity, I punch my partner as hard as I can in the back of the skull right before I reach climax. This causes her to convulse and tighten every cavity. I then hold on for the best orgasm of his life!
Anyway, that were just a few of my ways how to pleasure myself. Pain really spices up the beautiful art of fucking. Man! I am telling you, you gotta try at least one of those or else your missing ¾ of your sexlife!lmao